Wrong Game Show Host Dies
LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…
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Aaron Weerasinghe
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The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell
I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the…
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Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail
PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth…
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Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded
LOS ANGELES — Popular online artist Gabe Sell announced he is accepting commissions but specified he will not do furry…
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NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity
NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring…
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Board Game Your Friends Never Want to Play Adapted Into Video Game Your Friends Never Want to Play
KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want…
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Diabetic Who Can’t Afford Insulin Feels Kind of Like Jason Statham From ‘Crank’
LOS ANGELES — After finding out he can’t afford next month’s supply of insulin, local indie cartoonist Thomas Makhoul reported…
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