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Hungover YouTube Guitar Teacher Just Going to Put on Documentary About Jimi Hendrix

Cory Cousins • January 14, 2021

DETROIT — Local YouTube guitar teacher Nita von Bismark quietly mumbled to her online students that she would put on…

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Entire Viewing of Movie Spent Reading Film’s IMDb Page

Bobby Korec • January 11, 2021

MEDFORD, N.Y. — Aspiring film buff and possible ADD sufferer Jacob Leftwich spent the entire duration of “The Godfather” yesterday…

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Adam Sandler Rips Up New Script After Trump Supporter Tases Himself in Balls and Dies

Malcolm Whitfield • January 10, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Actor and filmmaker Adam Sandler was forced to dispose of the screenplay for his new film “Hank…

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Regal Cinemas Asks to Borrow Friend’s HBO Max Login

James Knapp • December 28, 2020

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Regal Cinemas CFO David Ownby asked his friend and HBO Max subscriber Richard Lansing yesterday to please…

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Hallmark Christmas Romance Movies Set Unrealistic Expectations for Having Any Human Interaction Ever Again

Shea Strauss • December 19, 2020

WILMINGTON, N.C. — Hallmark Channel’s signature Christmas-themed romance movies reportedly promote an unhealthy expectation of any kind of human interaction,…

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Randy Quaid Voices Support for Trump Just in Time to Ruin Everyone’s Annual Viewing of “Christmas Vacation”

Patrick Coyne • December 14, 2020

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — “Christmas Vacation” actor Randy Quaid voiced his support for President Trump yesterday, ruining every sane, cheer-deprived…

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Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All

Jeremy Kaplowitz • December 7, 2020

PURGATORY — Recently deceased filmmaker Robert Howells was shocked to discover that purgatory, the period of waiting between life and…

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Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games

Jeremy Kaplowitz • December 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Sony Pictures executives have reportedly encouraged Metal Gear Solid director Jordan Vogt-Roberts to feel free to go…

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Oscar Isaac Receives News Of Solid Snake Casting Via Two-Hour Codec Call

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • December 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…

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Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

Mark Roebuck • December 1, 2020

MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…

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