James Knapp
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Promoters at a recent local show agreed that they would bump the door fee up three…
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Peter Woods
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TULSA, Okla. — Local venue owner Michelle Kirk reportedly doubled her gross income by installing a new booth that sells…
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Stephen Bell
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EUREKA, Calif. — A squirrel rapidly burying nuts in the ground in preparation for the winter is now better prepared…
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Dan Kozuh
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ATLANTA — Local panhandler Bobby Moore’s attempt to garner spare change from Tesla driver Jermaine Hoffman has come to a…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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VARESE, Italy — Macy Ridge, lead singer of Baltimore punk band Forced Circumcision, embarked on her first solo tour of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local live music fan Rocco McMillan reportedly came home to find his tickets to an upcoming Every…
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The Hard Times Staff
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GRESHAM, Ore. — Local bargain hunter Terry Hodges was relieved to discover that the writhing, chaotic mass of humanity trampling…
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Patrick Coyne
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HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local punk Jonathan “Johnny Balls” Denick has given full legal power of attorney to a dog with a…
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Caroline Smith
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Local goth Amarantha Obsidian blew her entire October grocery budget on novelty Halloween socks from Spirit Halloween…
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