Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — Local Boy Scout Matthew Bolz allegedly did not realize that the old woman he aided across the…
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Ted Pillow
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KINGS PARK, N.Y. — 41-year-old Pantera megafan Ray “Nickelbag” Shipley is still enrolled in 11th grade at Kings Park High…
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Noah Leavy
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ATHENS, Ga. — Bashful metal enthusiast Ross Bromberg attempted to muster up the strength yesterday to speak with a woman…
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Dustin Meadows
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Local dishwasher Dale Bennett was suddenly imbued with the ability to play every Pantera riff yesterday after…
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Kevin Tit
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BALTIMORE — Local audio engineer Pat “Filth” Filtrenzo realized yesterday that his “pay by the hour” business model was deeply…
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Dan Kozuh
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Everyone says how long 2020 has felt, but it seems to have gone by in a flash when it comes…
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John Dixon
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — A Biohazard patch on local metalhead Barret Boone’s denim jacket is reportedly becoming less of an…
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Nick Ortolani
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WOODLAWN, Md. — A recent government study indicates that fans of thrash metal will finally be eligible for Social Security…
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Henrik Persson
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AMSTERDAM — Belgian metalhead Joost Lambert spent nearly four hours in the Museum of Torture yesterday looking up every item…
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Zac Lux
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local metalhead Kevin Miller turned the volume down on his amp from 11 to 10 earlier this…
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