S.L. Neechski
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May 8, 2026
Hey you. Yeah, you with the choker and the “Vestal Masturbation” shirt. Wow, you really bought that. And you’re wearing…
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Steve Packosky
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May 2, 2026
Along with its publicly funded universal healthcare system, Canada has a long, storied history within metal music. As if having…
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Steve Packosky
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April 27, 2026
Cannibal Corpse is an awesome death metal band from Buffalo, New York, that made a name for themselves in the…
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Charles Bill
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April 25, 2026
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Leading musical anthropologists announced that they have discovered a previously uncontacted metal genre, confirmed sources. “I was…
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Steve Packosky
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March 9, 2026
The nineties were a great time as far as iconic rock tunes were concerned. We couldn’t turn on our radios…
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Steve Packosky
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February 16, 2026
World War I, or The Great War, was an unbelievably vast, global conflict that took place a little over a…
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Steve Packosky
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February 6, 2026
EUGENE, Ore. — Up-and-coming metal band Enrager found themselves considering whether they should completely fucking ruin their music by adding…
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Ben Friedman
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January 25, 2026
I've always believed stereotypes, whether positive or negative, are reductive and paint a picture of entire groups of people. Case…
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Steve Packosky
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January 24, 2026
CUPERTINO, Calif. — An AI-generated Metallica song titled “Am I Revenge Forgiven II?” sounded better than anything they’ve released over…
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Steve Packosky
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December 29, 2025
Alright, we can’t be blamed for this one. Would you be excited if you were assigned to conduct an interview…
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