PITTSBURGH, Penn. — According to witnesses at last night’s weekly metal showcase at The Clink, one man would not “shut his stupid goddamn mouth for…
Lemmy’s Wart Plans to Leave His Face to Pursue Solo Career
By Contributor
Los Angeles – The whole world knows the famous wart, the one that has spent its entire career residing on the face of heavy metal…
Killswitch Engage Guitarist Wins Better Band on The Price is Right
By The Hard Times Staff
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — After being called down to the contestant’s row, Killswitch Engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz won big during yesterday’s episode of The Price is…
Deafheaven Bassist Falls Asleep Onstage
By Josh Fernandez
[bandcamp width=100% height=42 album=4022394178 size=small bgcol=ffffff linkcol=2ebd35 track=3403585729] PORTLAND, Ore. — Deafheaven’s bassist, Stephen Clark, was lulled to sleep in the middle of his band’s…
Metalhead Upset His Band Didn’t Make the CIA’s Torture Playlist
By The Hard Times Staff
PHOENIX — Brian Seymour was visibly upset while handing out his band’s CD-R demo near the exit of a local heavy metal club Saturday. According to…