REINLANDER, Wisc. — A group of white men were mistaken for the headlining band of a local show early yesterday evening after immediately zeroing in…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A limited-capacity show yesterday evening drew a crowd twice as large as local band Jolly Bean Chili Greens has ever seen in…
Did they cancel your band’s show this weekend because of the quarantine? Ah, stinker! And this was the one I was definitely, for sure planning…
Hey! Just wanted to pop in and express my apologies for not being able to come to your show the other day. I hope it…
Get the hell out of my way! I just got here an hour late and I’m shitfaced but it’s my God-given right to be directly…
Opinion: LOOK AT THAT LOSER WEARING EARPLUGS. I GO TO WAY MORE SHOWS AND MY HEARING IS FINE! …WHAT!?
Opinion: LOOK AT THAT LOSER WEARING EARPLUGS. I GO TO WAY MORE SHOWS AND MY HEARING IS FINE! …WHAT!?
OH MAN, LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GUY. HOW CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING WITH THOSE THINGS IN? PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE EXACTLY WHAT’S WRONG WITH PUNK…
Hey guys! Good to meet all of you before the show. Let me just start by saying I think your bands are the best in…
I woke up today and saw pictures from last night of your shitty band playing at a shitty venue in front of a small, shitty…
I don’t always think things through. When I made the decision to attend this show at a tiny, overcrowded venue with no ventilation I thought…
Listen, I’m always down to support my friends’ bands. I wanna be there for them and go to their shows but let’s be real, most…
Hey guys, thanks for inviting me to your show! What did I think of your set? Boy oh boy, that really was a… set. One…
Well it happened again. You’re irrationally angry and contemplating murder. Everyone feels the urge to kill at least once or twice a weekend, right? Unless…