Local Show Tag Archives - Page 2

Every Person at This Show Except Me Needs a Shower

Ryan Casey • February 11, 2022

Can you believe these people? I walk into this show, pay my five dollars, and I'm greeted by a wall…

House Show Sound Guy Has No Idea What He’s Doing There Either

James Knapp • November 17, 2021

DULUTH, Minn. — Professional sound technician Greg Thornton released an exasperated and rambling statement confirming that he also doesn’t understand…

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Local Man Offers Decoy Compliment on Set Before Launching Into His Thoughts

Melissa McGlensey • October 8, 2021

NEW YORK — Local musician Kelly Evans fell victim to the age-old compliment decoy trap when a man quickly pivoted…

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I Don’t Care What That Flyer Says, This Isn’t a Punkhouse So Please Stop Walking in on My Family During Dinner

Kevin Tit • October 7, 2021

I’ve worked hard to provide a good life for my family. Forty years of blood, sweat, and tears were poured…

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Noise Musician’s Ex-Girlfriend “Totally Fine” Letting Break Up Ruin Noise Music for Her

Peter Woods • September 28, 2021

EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined”…

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Venue Requires Proof of Shower Before Entry

V.F. Thompson • September 25, 2021

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local venue Breezy Steve’s Beer Barn now requires attendees to show proof of showering before they enter…

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I Haven’t Been Part of the Scene or Lived in This City for 10 Years but All You New Little Shits Should Know Who I Am

Jay Wells L'Ecuyer • September 16, 2021

What the fuck? How did I not get one double-take when I walked in here? What the hell happened to…

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Guy In Audience Can’t Believe He’s Getting Delta Variant for This Bullshit

The Hard Times Staff • September 5, 2021

UKIAH, Calif. — Local showgoer Ernie Morales lamented the fact he is almost certainly contracting the coronavirus delta variant while…

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Delta Variant Added as Last-Minute Addition to Sold-Out Show

The Hard Times Staff • September 4, 2021

ATHENS, Ga. — Touring COVID strain Delta Variant surprised showgoers after being added to a sold-out show at local punk…

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7 Reasons Why We Don’t Need To Run the Fucking Set Again

Robert John Scucci • September 1, 2021

Listen, fellas. Enough's enough. We don't have another show for at least 3 months and, honestly, that one isn't exactly…

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