Jacky Pritchard
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Eric Celia, a fervent Blink-182 fan, recently found himself in a predicament that echoed his favorite band's "Enema of the…
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Mike Maher
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CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…
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Ben Friedman
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Social media trends come and go so quickly it’s hard to know what the hell is cool anymore. When it…
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James Knapp
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NEW YORK — A new choose-your-own-adventure horror book intended specifically for individuals in their mid-thirties entitled “Halfway To the Grave”…
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Patrick Coyne
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DURHAM, N.C. — Allegedly ill punk Tommy Donnelly has taken to his deathbed, which is also his roommate’s used futon,…
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Bobby Korec
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local 22-year-old religious conservative Blake Howard revealed to a group of friends that he believed life began…
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Tim Graham
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Maryanne del Fuego was admitted to the hospital for what turned out to be a panic…
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Mimi Kenny
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local freelance videographer, and part-time ambient music composer, Cooper Mills is intensely contemplating the potential thematic…
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John Danek
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TRENTON, N,J. — Music, the auditory art form which has been a part of humanity since antiquity, issued an apology…
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Peter Woods
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ST. LOUIS, Mo. — Local crust punk Lou “Canker Sore” Schultz revised his bucket list to include getting a disease…
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