Tim Graham
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November 15, 2024
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The group of gutter punks that loiters near 5th and Huron employs many invented terms for…
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Hola. Mucho gusto. That means “Hi, pleased to meet you.” Did I learn that from your little fucking owl? ¡No!…
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I have been utterly fantastic lately: my thoughts are rapid, my emotions are shifting back and forth at breakneck speeds…
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Izzy Maurer
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December 14, 2023
INDIANAPOLIS — Local man, and Duolingo enthusiast, Brandon Cole horrified friends and acquaintances gathered at an Italian restaurant when he…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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August 10, 2023
PITTSBURGH — Popular language learning app, Duolingo announced they will be adding a new “Eddie Vedder” course to their catalog…
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Doug Kolic
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May 27, 2023
DELRAY, Mich. — Leading Juggalo scientists confirmed fascinating new research which indicates that “whoop whoop” has numerous meanings including “hello,”…
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Zach Raffio
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April 27, 2022
NEW YORK — Sigur Ros fans are beaming this morning upon hearing the band’s new album which perfectly captures the…
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Brandon Talley
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January 5, 2022
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local man Jeff Beeswick reportedly can’t decide whether to pronounce foreign words like some sort of pompous…
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Brandon Talley
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January 5, 2022
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local man Jeff Beeswick reportedly can’t decide whether to pronounce foreign words like some sort of pompous…
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Nathan Kamal
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October 8, 2021
Get this, hepcats: we sat down with one of the red hot jazz combos of our times, the Frankie Tops…
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