Josh Klasco
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December 4, 2020
DENVER — Unemployed linguistics major Steve Carter spent hours looking through job boards yesterday before ultimately declining to apply for…
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James Knapp
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April 26, 2020
WASHINGTON — The U.S. Federal Government announced today that, due to a plummeting economy related to the COVID-19 pandemic, it…
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Dan Kozuh
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November 9, 2019
The Boomer generation doesn’t seem to understand how the world works anymore. They still think you should apply for a…
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Brett McCabe
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July 26, 2018
ALLSTON, Mass. — A record-breaking number of millennials are joining multiple bands at a time to try to cover their…
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Rick Homuth
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March 22, 2018
WASHINGTON — Nearly 500 door guys turned out for a demonstration Saturday afternoon protesting various venues planning to automate their…
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Chuck Kowalski
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February 27, 2018
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Crust-punk presidential candidate Leo “Swamp” Marsh revealed plans today to slash employment opportunities during an impassioned campaign…
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Kyle Erf
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August 13, 2017
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local stoner metal band Soundmurder are making “painful” sacrifices to accommodate a tedious, sober search for a…
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SARASOTA, Fla. - An unprecedented run of managing to hide the existence of his punk band from co-workers for two years…
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DETROIT -- Mike Avery, the legendary frontman of 90s hardcore band Turnaround has recently been spotted working at a terribly…
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THE SCENE, Hard. -- Too many people think of hardcore retirement as a problem for people in their 30s and…
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