BOSTON — Straight edge scene veteran Jesse Hunter miraculously transformed a simple glass of water into an opportunity for ruthless mocking at a party Saturday…
Kimbo Slice made headlines all across Heaven this weekend by brutally knocking out John the Baptist at Jesus’ Backyard Brawls 3. Since Kimbo entered the…
God’s only son Jesus Christ was reportedly disturbed by the recent post-fight interview with Kyle “Mad Dog” Helmer, in which the fighter, who was accused…
Experts agree: If The Hard Times is proficient at one thing it’s Biblical scholarship. But, as you know, there is an abundance of misinformation floating…
BOSTON – Attendees of a Sunday hardcore matinee were both stunned and blessed to witness the resurrection of revered holy figure Jesus Christ. Christ, 33,…
JERUSALEM— Nardwuar, the Human Serviette, known for his well-researched interviews and thoughtful gifts for his interviewees shocked his latest subject, Jesus Christ, with the original…