Bob Kerr
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So, get this—I’m on GoodReads to rate the book I just finished reading. (If you’re curious, it was “The Diary…
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Ben Friedman
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EDINA, Minn. — 37-year-old man Steve Bellows opted for chicken fingers for his seventh consecutive dinner outing despite having poured…
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Tom K
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PHOENIX — Local musician and currently band-less drummer Elle Jade's hopes of joining a new group were promptly crushed after…
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Walker JF Glenn
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OAKLAND, Calif. — The cautionary tale of long-time road dog and punk scene veteran “Wild” Bill Ketchum is reportedly being…
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Billy Patterson
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LEWISBURG, Pa. – 31-year-old Cole Geleski, who readily admits that his college years were the best time of his life,…
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John Danek
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Oblivious dork Chazz Dorfner continued to irk the few acquaintances willing to tolerate him with his…
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Nathan Kamal
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LAS CRUCES, N.M — Several local teens mocking adult man Terry Rothstein at the Mesilla Valley Mall have inadvertently caused…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES – Blink-182’s virtuoso drummer, Travis Barker, shed a singular tear upon hearing that upstart pop-punk band Girlsack released…
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Josh Klasco
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DENVER — Local man Liam Cooper announced that a peanut butter and jelly sandwich his girlfriend charitably made for him…
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Patrick Crooks
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CHICAGO — Local boyfriend who’s changed, he swears, Britt Keller promised on again-off again girlfriend Carolyn Mueller that he will…
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