Marlboro Introduces Non-Marijuana Cigarette for Dry 4/20
RICHMOND, Va. — Tobacco giant Marlboro, in a bid to capitalize on the sober-curious movement, is introducing a line of…
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We Asked AI To Make a Tom Waits Song and It’s Six Minutes of Skeleton Bones Falling Into a Pile
We’ve listened to a lot of AI-generated songs in our time, and let’s be honest, it’s been laughably bad. To…
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Punk Hallmark Movie Features Scene Veteran Opening Piercing Shop in Cozy Small Town
LOS ANGELES — Hallmark revealed that their latest holiday movie titled “The Christmas Stud” will feature a punk scene veteran…
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I Follow My Son on Goodreads and He’s Reading “Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents,” What’s That All About?
So, get this—I’m on GoodReads to rate the book I just finished reading. (If you’re curious, it was “The Diary…
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Fugazi Cancels Highly Anticipated Reunion Tour Due to High Ticket Sales
WASHINGTON — Legendary post-hardcore band Fugazi announced they would be canceling their reunion tour because interest in the shows has…
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Oh Fuck: This Person I’m Friendly With Asked “When?” After I Suggested That We Should Hang Out Sometime
Every so often, you meet some horrible person who doesn’t fully understand what a social contract is. We all know…
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I Think They Might Be Giants Is the Best Band in the World Unless You Disagree
Look, I’m not going to mince words here. I’m going to say this loud and proud: I think They Might…
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