James Knapp
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Finding the perfect punk house roommate is an imperfect process to be sure. Though it should always be implied from…
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Courtney Hill
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HAGERSTOWN, Md. — Local millennial Cassie Dunbar recently reached the very last Zillow listing and immediately pivoted to scrolling through…
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Doug Kolic
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Hurray! You’ve finally saved enough money working your shitty nine-to-five and numerous side hustles to afford a house. Your dad…
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Tim Graham
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ROHNERT PARK, Calif. — Homeowner Ben Founier admits he’s losing patience with fans who attempt to recreate Ceremony’s famous cover…
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Alex Vlahov
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MONTEREY, Calif. — Recently retired father Fred Maligno has set up a 360-degree investigation into the car that mysteriously appeared…
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NEW YORK — Republican Representative-elect George Santos is facing more scrutiny about his personal life after overwhelming evidence began to…
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Joe Rumrill
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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Local contractor Sidney Laird did the impossible by constructing the very first all basement house in existence,…
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Chris Bowen
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Local goth Sarah Lashley is rejecting modern bedding options and instead chooses to sleep in a casket…
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David Arriaga
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local man Rick Anderson remains ignorant to the fact that the generous beer donations he makes…
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TRENTON, N.J. — A local couple in their mid-30s did the unthinkable by finally saving enough money to buy the…
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