Punk House’s Only Working Light Is Tip of Vape Pen
EASTON, Pa. — Residents of a local punk house are officially down to the glowing tip of a vape pen…
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Guy Listens To Entire Genesis Catalog While Waiting for Opportunity to Back Out of Trader Joe’s Parking Spot
SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — Local man Travis Anders recently listened to all 15 Genesis albums while waiting for a…
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Sigur Rós NBA Halftime Show Leads to Scoreless Third Quarter
LOS ANGELES — A halftime performance by Icelandic post-rock band Sigur Rós led to an unheard of scoreless third quarter…
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Judge at Custody Hearing Deeply Moved by Dad’s Acoustic Bass Solo in Closing Arguments
KEENE, N.H. — Family court judge Deanna Westcock was unexpectedly persuaded to reconsider a tense custody battle following a stirring…
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Nirvana “MTV Unplugged in New York” Songs Ranked by a Millennial Who Still Thinks Their Opinions on Nirvana Make Them Unique
When Nirvana’s “MTV Unplugged in New York” came out 30 years ago it instantly became- and truly remains- my favorite…
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Fred Durst Begins Ghost Story, “On a Dark and Stormy Night, When Everything Was Fucked and Everybody Sucked…”
MT. POCONO, Penn. — Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst recently crashed a Halloween campout and borrowed a bit of his…
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Millennial Reaches End of Zillow, Begins Scrolling Out-of-Network Doctors
HAGERSTOWN, Md. — Local millennial Cassie Dunbar recently reached the very last Zillow listing and immediately pivoted to scrolling through…
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Feuding Drum Circles Put Differences Aside to Form One Big Unemployment Line
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Two rival drum circles were forced to reconcile their differences and form one civilized unemployment line,…
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Socially Responsible Punk Band Begins Set With Stolen Riff Acknowledgment
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Local punk outfit Scrotal Revolt recently began opening shows with a formal acknowledgment of guitar parts they’ve…
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New Netflix Series Explores People in Mixed Subgenre Relationships
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced an upcoming docuseries “Subgenreous Love,” which focuses on the thrills and challenges of life…
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