Bobby Korec
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced yesterday that they are ordering a slew of new violent homicides to generate content…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — The United States of America utterly failed in its shame-filled attempts today to obscure its bulging, prominent Presidential…
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Patrick Coyne
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DENVER — The entire state of Colorado hid 500 tons of legal marijuana in a building-sized Altoids tin prior to…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DENTON, Texas — Children's literature icon Waldo was found yesterday within a local black metal band logo after nearly 30…
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MADISON, Wis. — Local bald man Gene Zielinski is petitioning the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today, demanding they…
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Patrick Coyne
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IRVINE, Calif. — Virtually every single punk attending the Bucket of Dog Shit record release show today is terrified everyone…
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Kyle Erf
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HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Members of the Colombo family have successfully hidden their marijuana use from each other for years despite…
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Rick Homuth
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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — Former crust punk Howie Benson searched in vain earlier today for a way to hide his old,…
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The Hard Times Staff
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. -- Self-proclaimed gender equality ally Sean Donaghy successfully hid his expansive collection of Family Guy and Tosh.0 DVDs…
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