GLENDALE, Calif. — Punk magician Dakota Fremont finished a trick at a child’s birthday party on Saturday by informing him…
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Ashley Naftule
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local father Frank Redondo continues to live unknowingly under speculation and ridicule due to his unshakeable belief…
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PHILADELPHIA — Self-checkout unit 2012X-C14 gave two weeks notice yesterday to its Main Line Food Empire store in order to…
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Mark Turner
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PEORIA, Ill. — Local teen Billy Johnston was left in critical condition earlier today after being yelled at by a…
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Andy Holt
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PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un vowed to decimate the city of Los Angeles with his distinctive…
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Hana Michels
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LOS ANGELES -- The popular streaming service Hulu engaged customer Amy Klein in a “bizarre, masochistic torture ritual” earlier this week,…
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CLEVELAND — Local music store employee Sammy Howard takes every opportunity to inform customers that his band was “this fuckin'…
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CHICAGO — Singer/guitarist of political punk band Numb Chomsky and Global Political Systems Ph.D. candidate Miles “The Throat” Fitzsimmons realized…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Eleanor Rugby are now able to perform spin attacks and wear upgraded armor following a…
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NEW YORK — Local artist Jamie Leroy is “making waves” in Brooklyn’s tight knit art community with her original, lactose…
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