John Dixon
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ST. LOUIS — Acquaintances of chronically fatigued punk Anthony Mafodda are reportedly perplexed by the rocker’s nocturnal habit of sheathing…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LOS ANGELES — Local woman Shelby Walsh announced yesterday that she’s “turned over a new leaf,” rebranding her tumultuous personal…
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Jon Wood
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VACAVILLE, Calif. — Local Papa Roach fan Danny Herman scurried out of a Circle K this morning in apparent good…
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Shea Strauss
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DALLAS — Singer-songwriter and registered sex offender Wilfred Barton announcded his first tour dates at a press conference held yesterday…
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Patrick Coyne
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NORMAN, Okla. — A surprising new study found that it’s way easier to just change your password every time you…
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Kevin Tit
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Disturbed federal agents confirmed today that local punk and well-known exhibitionist Angela Meyers has removed the little…
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Brett McCabe
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NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — Frontman for hardcore band XjaundiceX and local scene legend Al Harrell spent the past week trying to…
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Collin Canning
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CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — Local man and admitted problem-drinker Gibson Leary woke up this morning with a headache, dehydration, and…
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Patrick Coyne
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IRVINE, Calif. — Virtually every single punk attending the Bucket of Dog Shit record release show today is terrified everyone…
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Shea Strauss
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — 41-year-old punk Kaira Rojas is concerned her new drug dealer is ripping her off, paying increasingly high…
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