Camden Brazile
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December 9, 2021
ST. LOUIS — Audience members were upset at a local punk show last night when touring band Metallicunt revealed themselves…
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Emma Jonas
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December 8, 2021
DURHAM, N.C. — Local graphic designer Kendra Thayer was relieved to wake up intact after an intense night of introducing…
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Ryan Danley
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December 8, 2021
DENVER — Local cryptocurrency trader, Evan Silver, pushed the limits of the definition of ‘friend' when discussing a current relationship…
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Matt McInerney
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December 8, 2021
PHOENIX — Aging members of local metal band Toxins in the Bloodstream are deep in a spiraling debate about whether…
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local kinksters Justin Lentz and Carly Melhado added a new wrinkle to their sexual routine early yesterday…
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Bobby Korec
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December 7, 2021
LANCASTER, N.H. — A local historian of punk rock recently unearthed incontrovertible evidence that GG Allin’s full name was actually…
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John Merrifield
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December 6, 2021
BOSTON — Recent Northeastern University alumni James Gillen is aggressively spreading awareness of the atrocities committed by Christopher Columbus to…
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Stephen Bell
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December 6, 2021
PIGEON FORGE, Tenn. — Local mother Julia Smith assumes that her completely asexual daughter Andrea is actually a lesbian who…
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Kevin Tit
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December 6, 2021
BOSTON — A new documentary about the city’s notoriously tough hardcore scene is mostly 90 minutes of incriminating evidence, multiple…
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Stephen Bell
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December 5, 2021
EUREKA, Calif. — A squirrel rapidly burying nuts in the ground in preparation for the winter is now better prepared…
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