Patrick Sullivan
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October 29, 2023
ATLANTA — The popularity of Home Depot’s “12-Foot-Tall Skeleton” reached a fever pitch this year, and employees of the megastore…
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GAZA CITY — Israel’s Defense Minister Yoav Gallant defended the continued bombing of Palestinian civilians by asserting Hamas leaders are…
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James Knapp
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October 28, 2023
Halloween: just one of many holidays that, upon reaching adulthood, is little more than an excuse to get absolutely shitfuck…
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Tim Sheard
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October 28, 2023
NEW YORK – A recent Bloomberg report announced that Taylor Swift’s wealth is now an estimated $1.1 Billion, after her…
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Doug Kolic
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October 28, 2023
Well, that concludes our paranormal investigation of your turn-of-the-century Victorian farmhouse. After using numerous spirit-locating devices and other elaborate ghost-searching…
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Dan Rice
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October 27, 2023
Halloween is almost here and that doesn’t mean a damn thing to me, because every moment in my rundown slum…
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Anthony Carrano
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October 27, 2023
New York — Local thirty-something punk Charles Murray is unable to settle on an official complaint about this year’s Fest,…
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Alex Vlahov
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October 27, 2023
Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! As a new father, you face a classic dilemma: you want to…
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Devin Spiegelberg
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October 27, 2023
Here at the Hard Times, we’re always willing to help out our fans, and today we’ll be responding to a…
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Scott Waldman
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October 27, 2023
Morning, dear reader. To start, we have to say the fact or opinion that The Spill Canvas is not a…
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