BOSTON — The Solar Eclipse, expected to be visible later today, admitted he got super hard just thinking about how…
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Tim Sheard
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new sex doll developed by Cambridge Robotics Lab is the first of its kind to be…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ORLEANS, Mass. — Local tattoo enthusiast Danny Lipinski’s latest tattoo depicting the cast of “Friends” engaged in a pansexual orgy…
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Bobby Korec
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PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Best Buy’s nationwide Black Friday sale reportedly includes huge discounts on labor with their employees being paid…
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Nathan Kamal
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PORTLAND — Local punk and hopeful train hopper Marc Harcourt is still currently standing on a set of railroad tracks…
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Nathan Kamal
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PORTLAND — Local punk and hopeful train hopper Marc Harcourt is still currently standing on a set of railroad tracks…
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Dan Luberto
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PHILADELPHIA — A local hardcore crew embarrassed themselves publicly after posting an incredibly weak crew pic, their first since COVID…
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Meg Scanlon
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LOS ANGELES — A years-long study by scientists at UCLA has proved once and for all that drinking eight glasses…
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James Knapp
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local 20-somethings Ashton Knoll and Kevin Stohl were approved yesterday for a second mortgage on their fiddle…
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Daniel Arnold
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local coffee aficionado Sage Davis claimed today that he finally perfected his method for brewing the perfect…
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