Halloween season means only one thing: I’m going to a famous punk musician’s haunted house whether they like it or not. However, with so many…
MOUNT JOY, Penn. — Slipknot’s latest music video for the song “Hive Mind” turned out to actually be a thinly veiled promotional material for the…
Spooky season is in full swing, and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than visiting a haunted house? Unfortunately, as we get…
Call me a ‘90s kid, but I have a lot of nostalgia for going into cool shops and browsing around. Sadly, in the age of…
Dad. He is just the goddamn worse. It’s like, why do we even have this guy? We’ve all seen characters in film and television that…
With the spooky season upon us, it’s hard not to find yourself thinking about the tragedies that have become synonymous with Halloween. The multiple killing…
PALM BEACH, Fla. — East coast Floridians are excited about a new Spirit Halloween opening up at the “old Mar-a-Lago” following supposedly false rumors that…
APPLETON, Wis. — The recent business merger of spooktacular megacorporation Spirit Halloween and the local Army Navy surplus store in Appleton, Wisconsin created a sense…
PALM BEACH, Fla. — The Chair of the Sunbeam Ridge Homeowners’ Association Committee On Livability and Neighborhood Aesthetics once again ordered Glenn Danzig to remove…
HARTFORD, Conn. — Sales reports from a local Home Depot confirmed the retail giant is yet to sell a single 12’ nativity set this Christmas…
LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song “Monster Mash” never would have…
APPLETON, Wisc. — Local seasonal retail giant Ghouls Depot is reportedly already playing Christmas music over their sound system despite Halloween not yet technically over,…
If you’re a parent you’ve probably spent the week combing blog posts about Halloween safety. By now you know how to identify any signs of…
The original “Scream” is a must-see horror classic that still terrifies audiences today, mainly because it’s so true to life. I can sleep comfortably after…
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A ghost present while several tweens were playing with a ouija board became pretty freaked out after the thingy moved without his…