Good news boys and ghouls, the wait is almost over! Soon it will be time to go trick-or-treating! You won’t be able to tear through…
While The Hard Times is primarily a punk news website, we’ll never hesitate to interview a notable figure in any field if it means expanding…
OKLAHOMA CITY — Attendees at Chat Pile’s Halloween show universally agreed that singer Raygun Busch was dressed as Randy from the TV show “Trailer Park…
When I grew up, Halloween was the most magical night of the year. You put on costumes, decorate houses in spider webs, and the best…
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local mother Martha Browning grew concerned for her crust punk son after hearing rumors circulating that some trick-or-treaters may find candy mixed…
Wealth—it is literally the only thing in the universe that validates a person’s existence. Those who have it are heroes and geniuses and the rest…
LOS ANGELES — Legendary AFI frontman Davey Havok was overheard screaming “Do you know who I am?” at Harold’s Haunted Hayride employees while being forcibly…
Now that we’re in the throes of Spooky Season, it can be so easy to be caught up in the festivities you forget about your…
BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Local conservative man and general douchebag Chet Dyker was spotted at a Halloween party this past weekend telling women dressed as sexy…
CINCINNATI — Ophelia Kingsley, an esteemed thereminist who has been a featured guest player with the London Symphony, Orchestre de Paris, and the Los Angeles…
Yikes! Is your relationship on the rocks — or fully over — right when you were supposed to be dressing up for Halloween to show…
HARTFORD, Conn. — Attendees at a recent performance by goth band Choking Ghost were admitted at a discount provided they brought a donation in the…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local punk Roxy Molloy reportedly invited guests to bob for cigarettes at her annual Halloween party at DIY venue The Sharp,…
I’m not saying it should cost an arm and a leg to make your home festive for Halloween. All I’m saying is that skeleton decorations…
You can only refer to your spouse as Pinhead so many times. “It’s not a cute nickname!” she says. If only she understood this was…