Matt McInerney
•
PHILADELPHIA — Local party host Alex Rivers made an executive decision to order an additional pizza with a bunch of…
Read More →
Zach Hudson
•
LAKEWOOD, Colo. — Local man Sean Richard is already showing signs of severe infection while getting a stick and poke…
Read More →
Chris Bowen
•
SENECA FALLS, N.Y. — Local grocery store shift manager, Jane Nerrow, is suspicious as to why several of her employees…
Read More →
Johnny Sparkles
•
BEND, Ore. — Local crust punk Exena Groman admitted that she is only able to relieve her bladder if multiple…
Read More →
Jose Balderas
•
BERKELEY, Calif. — Touring band ‘The Flattered & The Curious’ regaled tenants of the apartment they are crashing in with…
Read More →
Jose Balderas
•
BERKELEY, Calif. — Touring band ‘The Flattered & The Curious’ regaled tenants of the apartment they are crashing in with…
Read More →
Rachel Steele
•
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…
Read More →
Nathan Kamal
•
LAWRENCE, Kan. — A local home is angering neighbors by leaving their 311 Day decorations up long after the holiday…
Read More →
Krissy Howard
•
TOPEKA, Kan. — A nine-month-old bedbug currently residing in local punk house and objectively disgusting place, 321, is reportedly at…
Read More →
Harley Murgatroyd
•
TACOMA, Wash. — Show regular Harmony Smith put the seat down in the bathroom of venue Plaid Pig before squatting…
Read More →
