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bike lane, cop, do whatever the fuck you want

Bike Lane Also Evidently “Do Whatever the Fuck You Want” Lane

KC Phillips • September 3, 2020

NEW YORK — Local drivers and pedestrians too busy looking at their phones to watch where the fuck they’re going…

Disney World to Consult “Westworld” Producers on Making Hall of Presidents More Fuckable

Tim Nash • May 16, 2020

ORLANDO — Disney World announced Friday that they’ve been working closely with the creators and producers of “Westworld” to make…

mom, uncomfortable, hook-up, sex, fuck

Mom Wondering What Ever Happened to That Nice Boy You Used to Fuck

Sari Beliak • February 15, 2020

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local woman and your mom audibly wondered what ever happened to that nice boy you used to…

drummer, tour, acoustic

Drummer of Band Going on Acoustic Tour Guesses He’ll Just Go Fuck Himself

Mark Roebuck • June 11, 2019

ATLANTA — Local drummer Drew Mooney plans to sit around and just go fuck himself for the next few weeks…

tough, guy, internet

FUCK FUCK FUCK: Internet Tough Guy Also Actual Tough Guy

Patrick Coyne • May 29, 2019

DETROIT — Reddit user Gary Johannson accidentally messed yesterday with the one tough guy on the Internet who wasn’t lying,…

fuck, marry, kill, prison

Out of Control Game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill” Earns Man Two Consecutive Life Sentences

The Hard Times Staff • May 3, 2019

EL PASO, Texas — Local musician Lenny Windsor was sentenced to two consecutive life sentences today for his part in…

friend, brunch, dream, fuck

Fuck: Friend You Met for Brunch Had the Craziest Dream Last Night

Krissy Howard • September 3, 2018

MORGANTOWN, W. Va. — Local woman Elle Bautista politely feigned interest moments ago after brunch date Cris Zahn revealed that…

I Fucked a Whole Bunch Of Fruits and Vegetables, I Better Write an Article Ranking Them or it Will Seem Weird

Dan Kozuh • December 1, 2017

OK, so my wife just got home early from her girls weekend because Kelli was being “a total, narcissistic bitch,…

Punk Magician Doesn’t Give a Fuck If This Is Your Card

Dan Rice • July 12, 2017

GLENDALE, Calif. — Punk magician Dakota Fremont finished a trick at a child’s birthday party on Saturday by informing him…

VICE Reporter Fired for Not Saying “Fuck” During Broadcast

M.J. Amory • January 11, 2017

LOS ANGELES -- After completing a segment on the sex lives of Kurdish fighters in Syria, VICE News reporter Dave…