Friends Tag Archives - Page 9

Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On

Giovanni Colantonio • October 15, 2020

BANGOR, Maine — Local gamer Ned Price finally downloaded a multiplayer game his friends have been playing nonstop for weeks,…

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Neither Person in Chat Knows How to End Conversation

Patrick Coyne • September 12, 2020

MEQUON, Wis. — Online friends and otherwise total strangers Oscar Bean and Freddie Wagner have no idea how to end…

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Lonely Guy Won’t Stop Sending Unsolicited Band Recs

Patrick Crooks • August 22, 2020

CHICAGO — Local music aficionado Jeff Riley stands accused today of repeatedly sending unsolicited band recommendations to multiple irritated acquaintances,…

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REPORT: Guy You Hated Telling Everyone You Were Best Friends Now That You’re Dead

Patrick Coyne • July 27, 2020

SANTE FE, N.M. — A coworker you loathed with every fiber of your being strutted around your funeral yesterday telling…

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Black Woman’s Phone Storage Now 86% Messages from White Friends

Malcolm Whitfield • July 19, 2020

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local marketing associate and Black person Imani Phillips found yesterday that her iPhone X’s storage is almost…

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Punk Band More of a Punk DnD Group Now

Pete GK • July 19, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Bait and Snitch admitted today that they are really now more of a punk Dungeons…

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Bored Woman Quietly Re-Follows All Messy, Oversharing Facebook Friends Unfollowed Over the Years

Krissy Howard • July 14, 2020

BOISE, Idaho — Local bored woman Mona Trevino has quietly re-followed all of the messy, oversharing friends on Facebook she…

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Plandemic Video Reveals Shocking Truth on How Fucking Dumb All Your Friends Are

Alec Stein • May 11, 2020

WASHINGTON — The new viral bombshell “Plandemic” has revealed a simple, shocking truth: that all of your friends are dribbling,…

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Quarantined Roommates Mistake Enabling Each Other’s Drinking As Burgeoning Friendship

James Webster • April 22, 2020

ALBANY, N.Y. — Roommates Jonah Gray and Nic Shore have become fast friends under New York State’s PAUSE order by…

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Obviously Hungover Tarot Reader Just Describing Ross/Rachel Plotline from “Friends”

Krissy Howard • February 12, 2020

JACKSON, Miss. — A recent tarot card reading from obviously hungover woman Divina Roth was actually little more than a…

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