Matt McInerney
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May 21, 2021
SEATTLE — Longtime Sunn O))) guitarist Stephen O'Malley stunned fans when he revealed the band's name has had a glaring…
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Mike Civins
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May 7, 2021
SCOTCH PLAINS, N.J. — Local software engineer and Faith No More superfan Duane Morsman left his residence this morning wearing…
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John Danek
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April 14, 2021
LONG BEACH, Calif. — Metalcore band Her Empty Lungs have yet to replicate the success of their Lady Gaga “Poker…
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John Danek
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December 29, 2020
NEW YORK — Progressive post-hardcore band Ganymede’s Gates reportedly realized moments ago that the entirety of their fanbase are “uncool…
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Kevin Tit
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December 24, 2020
NEW YORK — Fans of indie rock legends The Strokes collectively agreed that the boring nature of the band’s newest…
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John Danek
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November 28, 2020
BALTIMORE — Influential powerviolence band ElevenTimesElevenCrimes announced today that expensive car repairs, alimony payments, and a misguided Playstation 4 purchase…
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John Danek
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November 27, 2020
CHICAGO — Singer-songwriter Kyla Bernhardt learned today just how much her fans have failed to successfully parse the artistic intent…
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Charles Bill
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October 10, 2020
NEW YORK — A shocking new fan theory posited by every single Redditor last week claims that your favorite fictional…
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Dan Kozuh
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August 29, 2020
SAN FRANCISCO — Music aficionado and frontman for alternative metal band Faith No More, Mike Patton, admitted today that he…
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Aidan Sears
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January 26, 2020
SEATTLE — Local dishwasher Freddie Young is frustrated by his inability to find an artist willing to tattoo Death Grips…
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