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Everything We Know About Elon Musk Stepping Down As Twitter CEO

Dan Rice • May 12, 2023

After months of going back and forth, it appears Musk is finally planning to step down as CEO of Twitter,…

“Big Fan” Whispers Every Cop Walking By Andrew Tate’s Jail Cell

The Hard Times Staff • December 30, 2022

BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big…

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Remaining Twitter Employees Form Ska Band

Rose Eden • December 10, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — The few remaining employees at Twitter who survived Elon Musk’s blitzkrieg staff cuts last month are now…

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CEO Mindset: Elon Musk Will Live in the Men’s Room at Denny’s Until They Fix the Hand Dryer

Dan Rice • December 1, 2022

Ever wash your hands in a Denny’s restroom after making room for your Grand Slam only to find that the…

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My Hilarious Tweet Would Have Gone Viral if Not for the Terrible Mismanagement of Twitter Recently

Matt McInerney • November 19, 2022

This is bullshit. I do nothing but tweet gold and yet here I am, looking at big fat zeros. Just…

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Inspiring! This Man’s Tesla Was Stolen, so We All Chipped in To Make Fun of Him

Nick Ortolani • November 11, 2022

The road of life is full of ups and downs, peaks and valleys, and other geographical metaphors. When times are…

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Why I Quit My Job and Left My Wife To Defend Elon Musk Online Full Time

Zach Hudson • November 7, 2022

Like Elon Musk, I’m a doer, not a talker. So when I noticed the online attacks against my hero started…

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Covert Listening Device? Zoom Says I Have a Poor Connection With My Father

Max Barth • May 10, 2022

I’m extremely freaked out. I’m not normally a big conspiracy guy, but I was on a Zoom call with my…

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Future ‘Founder’ of Twitter Elon Musk Buys Twitter

The Hard Times Staff • April 25, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the…

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Tesla Robotics Team Instructed to Develop Replacement for Grimes

Patrick Crooks • November 14, 2021

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…

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