Dan Rice
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It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…
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Patrick Coyne
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It seems like just yesterday those Trump-loving, dumbass crybaby MAGA bitches were clogging up my Facebook feed with racist propaganda,…
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Taylor Roebuck
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PHILADELPHIA — Local band The Shit Kickers condemned their second place prize and disputed the accuracy of the applause-o-meter today…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — The United States of America utterly failed in its shame-filled attempts today to obscure its bulging, prominent Presidential…
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Bobby Korec
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CHICAGO — Historically undecided voter Gunther Wexler waited eight grueling hours yesterday to cast a “protest” vote for Harambe, the…
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Bobby D. Lux
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I take my voting seriously. I’m not one of these people who believe in protest votes. Too many scene veterans…
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Alec Stein
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With the economy tanking and unemployment skyrocketing, we at The Hard Times realized it may have been misguided to assume…
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John Delaney may be in free-fall. In a move that campaign staffers are calling “completely non-symbolic,” John Delaney arrived at…
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