Tim Sheard
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October 28, 2023
NEW YORK – A recent Bloomberg report announced that Taylor Swift’s wealth is now an estimated $1.1 Billion, after her…
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Walker MacDonald
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September 17, 2021
BROCKTON, Mass. — Tenants of local punk house The Bunker were outraged this past week as they were evicted from…
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Nathan Kamal
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September 3, 2021
Power to the people! ACAB! Eat the rich! That's what we would have told you 30 minutes ago, but we…
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Tony Morse
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July 14, 2021
NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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John Danek
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June 22, 2021
The gap between rich and poor widens each year. Jeff Bezos takes his billions to space while Elon Musk trolls…
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John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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Rachel Steele
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April 25, 2021
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — Fucking big shot Maria Richards felt the need to dazzle everyone by packing the dressers in…
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Nick Ortolani
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February 3, 2021
NEW YORK — Leading economists warned today that raising the minimum wage to $15 will severely impede the ability of…
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Dan Kozuh
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December 20, 2020
There are approximately 135 screen versions of Charles Dickens’ apocryphal tale of ego reversal "A Christmas Carol" from Scrooge McDuck,…
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Look, I’m just as pissed off about these billionaires controlling all the money as everybody else. And or course I…
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