Antonio Cruise
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TARZANA, Calif. – Straight Edge LAPD Officer Donald Harvey could not decide whether to plant narcotics on a man from…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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NEW YORK – Local punk Chris Lanning was recently caught in the embarrassing act of cutting both an all-beef frank…
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DUXBURY, Mass. — Local affluent teen Cody Milligan was confused by President Biden’s recent pardon of people arrested for Marijuana…
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James Knapp
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DURHAM, N.C. — Local drug hookup Benjamin Wertner is reportedly only known to clients by his first name and one…
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James Knapp
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — New Jersey-based punk, and massive acid enthusiast, Lionel “Tabby” Winnet is reportedly “confused but going with it”…
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David Arriaga
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MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — Local punk Buddy Freeman admitted that the pills he steals out of his grandmother’s medicine cabinet used…
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Jessica Lillian
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MESA, Ariz. — Cash-strapped music fan Cody Pauling attempted a “free” psychedelic experience at Orbital Wire Desert Fest by skipping…
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You have seen “Stranger Things,” right? Oh my god that show is so brilliant, I mean just from a marketing…
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Zach Hudson
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local man Evan Stark’s highly anticipated acid trip at progressive rock band Organic Matter’s outdoor concert was…
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Allegra Ringo
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PHOENIX — 35-year-old Cassie Lozano is in critical condition after she foolishly came to the conclusion she needed to limit…
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