Mark Roebuck
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CHESANING, Mich. — A sandwich bag containing approximately four grams of oregano was successfully sold to a group of middle…
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Jordan Breeding
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FORT COLLINS, Colo. — Health-conscious punk Stacey “Skaggs” Bellamy will no longer drive her rusted-out cargo van to purchase illicit…
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Kyle Gunlefinger
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TORONTO — A dearly loved bong kicked off a six-person tour last night, starting in the last row of a…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Local mother Amanda Howard suspects that her daughter Heather is experimenting with the drug CBD, citing the teen’s…
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Jon Swihart
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Although Coachella and Paradiso have come and gone, existing now only as a vape cloud of fragmented memories in our…
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Johnny Mo
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BOISE, Idaho — Self-proclaimed “Ted Head” and loyal trap house patron Dustin Ward spent last Monday afternoon reminiscing about the…
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Dom Turek
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EUGENE, Ore. – A local fuck-up is hopeful this morning that the nutrients from his half-consumed Synergy Gingerberry kombucha will…
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Matt Wassung
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Dudes! Can you even fucking believe this? Seems like yesterday we were just scrawny freshman walking into Neil Armstrong High…
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Freelancer
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You’re probably wondering why I’m fishing out on the floor foaming at the mouth and ranting in tongues. I assure…
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With the growing economic success of legalized recreational marijuana in 11 states it seems that national legalization is right around…
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