Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — A new report from teachers, librarians, and anyone who has ever picked up a book at any point…
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Dan Bookbinder
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When I moved to this neighborhood, it was dirty and industrial. Now? Condos and kava bars. The friendliness is out…
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PITTSBURGH — The parents of local punk Donny “Kebab” Babcock fitted their son with a special studded cone around his…
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Dan Rice
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It’s a bittersweet feeling to realize you’ve peaked, but at least when I look back up at my personal zenith…
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James Knapp
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MEDFORD, Ore. — First-time slasher film viewer Anthony Sallers insisted that the movie not be unpaused until his friend Stephanie…
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Matt McInerney
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local dog owner Zachary Townsend reportedly couldn't help but notice how well behaved the unleashed dog he…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Blitz Greg Bop, a rescue dog belonging to local punk Jimmy McCallister, significantly upgraded his dietary lifestyle…
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Tracy Kellett
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MOBILE, Ala. — Local family The Jensens are in disbelief after the dog they adopted used his talking buttons to…
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NEW YORK — Popular internet dog Muppet announced early yesterday afternoon that his cutest content will be going behind a…
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Bobby Korec
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STONY BROOK, N.Y. — Lifelong socially anxious man Max Trembolt revealed to a group of friends that he was single…
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