THORNVILLE, Ohio — Local Juggalo Andreas “Wicked Kush” Fleming is ignoring all CDC recommendations while attending this year's Gathering of…
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Heather Cook
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July 23, 2021
NEW YORK — Local depressive Naomi Roman was teetering on the brink of mental collapse Thursday morning until her suicidal…
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Bobby Korec
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July 6, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Local therapist Dr. Dana Therenspoon gave their patient exactly one month to live during a routine check-in,…
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Tony Morse
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June 20, 2021
BOSTON — Local therapist Dr. Loic Middleberry attempted to reach new clients by introducing reduced-rate services for sessions focusing exclusively…
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Matt Wassung
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June 15, 2021
BOSTON — A report from the Berklee College of Music showed that half of the attendees at a recent Placebo…
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Dan Kozuh
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March 7, 2021
WALNUT CREEK, Calif. — Every single member of the local band Starving Hysterical were seriously considering going back to school…
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Mark Roebuck
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December 20, 2020
NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title…
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Kevin Flynn
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December 3, 2020
BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…
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Michael Luis
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September 27, 2020
CLEVELAND — Engorged Pustule singer Alec Matthewson, recently diagnosed with a debilitating, deadly illness known as spinocerebellar ataxia, realized today…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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April 12, 2020
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…
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