Michael Luis
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September 27, 2020
CLEVELAND — Engorged Pustule singer Alec Matthewson, recently diagnosed with a debilitating, deadly illness known as spinocerebellar ataxia, realized today…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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April 12, 2020
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…
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Kevin Tit
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February 24, 2020
LANCASTER, Pa. — Local woman and Three Days Grace Family Care Clinic patient Wendy Adair was instructed yesterday by her…
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Grant Mulitz
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February 5, 2020
KANSAS CITY — 35-year-old Peter Brydon has been seeing family pediatrician Dr. Richard Cohen, who has had a Nintendo 64…
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Owen Crowlie
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November 30, 2019
YUMA, Ariz. — After having spent four hours in an operating theater performing a coronary artery bypass, gamer surgeon Esmeralda…
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Sari Beliak
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November 14, 2019
BOSTON — Local psychiatrist Dr. Martina Mevorak counseled her patient Adam Mallory this morning, letting him know that it could…
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Joe Rumrill
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October 16, 2019
OGDEN, Utah — Local parents Sydney and Cole Pickard were informed by a family doctor yesterday that their teenage son…
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Kevin Flynn
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May 8, 2019
STATION SQUARE — In a somber twist to an otherwise routine checkup, a doctor on call at Station Square Medical…
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James Webster
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December 10, 2018
ATHENS, Ga. — Local uninsured and ailing man Jordan Cohen announced today that he will “just give it a few…
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Kevin Flynn
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June 8, 2018
BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this…
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