Depressing Tag Archives - Page 4

Bobby Korec • December 1, 2021

PERTH AMBOY, N.J. — Friends and family of local punk Ricky Ballstead report he is aging “like a fine PBR”…

Shea Strauss • November 29, 2021

NOBLESVILLE, Ind. — Local man Noam Lane’s “over-the-top” proposal gave his long-term girlfriend no choice but to decide whether she…

Robert John Scucci • November 24, 2021

WEST HAVEN, Conn. — Local man Nick Gransby is doing surprisingly well for himself with a loving family and fulfilling…

Patrick Coyne • November 22, 2021

HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…

Robert John Scucci • November 21, 2021

SEATTLE — Newly engaged couple Daryl Stein and Hannah West are absolutely livid that their celebratory post got significantly less…

Ben Friedman • November 18, 2021

OMAHA, Neb. — A longtime Walmart employee revealed that he is giving himself at least three or four more shifts…

Patrick Crooks • November 14, 2021

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Scientists for Tesla’s robotics team have reported that recent requests from senior management indicate that they…

The Hard Times Staff • November 8, 2021

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Countless sources from around the world are reportedly still unsure why anything is going back to happening…

Peter Woods • November 8, 2021

NEW YORK — Members of Racked Brain returned from a weekend “tour” and immediately began telling their friends tales of…

Nathan Kamal • November 7, 2021

BELOIT, Wisc. — Local woman Angie Tufts expressed that she feels "all out of wack" because of a recent Daylight…