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John Danek • July 4, 2022

JESSUP, Md. — Depressed, despondent millennial Harry Chalke confused those around him when he unwittingly quoted Beck’s “Loser” while summarizing…

Doug Kolic • April 22, 2022

TOLEDO, Ohio. – Local goth office worker Todd Schmidt admitted privately that he is secretly craving a slice of the…

Cathy Herbert • April 11, 2022

CHILLICOTHE, Ohio — Local mom Phyllis Marlon filed a private defamation lawsuit against her daughter, Lisa, after the fourteen-year-old returned…

Matt McInerney • March 10, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS — Local couple Darren Ganon and Sally Bouchard-Sanchez announced they will continue pursuing their toxic relationship in order to…

Sean Peecook • February 1, 2022

PHILADELPHIA — Local screamo legends, Angel, played an uncharacteristically mellow and peaceful set in their first show since attending EMDR…

Krissy Howard • January 24, 2022

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The excited feeling local punk Cassie Ringo felt when learning of a band coming to town…

Dan Kozuh • January 9, 2022

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. — Local pasta enthusiast, Harold Roy, told the server at the Metcalf South Mall Olive Garden location…

John Danek • December 4, 2021

CLARKSBURG, W. Va. — Hopeless romantic Stevie Knightson recently imploded his entire social life by profusely expressing his longtime admiration…

Nathan Kamal • November 16, 2021

GARY, Ind. — Local jam band Welcome Back Emmett Otter increasingly wishes that someone in the audience of The Jackawolf…

Dom Turek • November 7, 2021

CHANDLER, Ariz. — A local mom was seen screaming her regrets and frustrations into a decorative throw pillow that read,…

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