LOS ANGELES — Former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced he will be suspending his presidential campaign via a…
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LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today,…
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EL PASO, Texas — Convicted pedophile Marcus Fleming killed two birds with one stone earlier today when he canvassed for…
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DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate…
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Shea Strauss
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg held a press conference today to announce the end of his presidential campaign…
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Mark Bouchard
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CHICAGO — Democratic presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg admitted yesterday that, in times of quiet reflection, he often daydreams about ordering…
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The Hard Times Staff
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COLUMBIA, S.C. — Former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign is reeling today after the Democratic contender reportedly kissed a baby…
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Tim Sheard
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CONCORD, N.H. — Andrew Yang announced he will be dropping out of the presidential race tonight, but promised to deliver…
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Dan Rice
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RALEIGH, N.C. — A shirtless Senator Bernie Sanders stepped into the UFC Octagon vowing to take on all comers during…
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Patrick Coyne
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Former Vice President Joe Biden requested moments ago to perform a “physical challenge” in lieu of…
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