Nigel Powers
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March 14, 2024
"Breaking Bad," along with "The Sopranos" and "The Wire" in the 2000s and early 2010s, defined the golden age of…
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CHICAGO — A new meandering voicemail from your dealer indicated that “Donnie Darko is still the movie you absolutely must…
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Jason VanSlycke
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June 10, 2023
OKLAHOMA CITY — Employees at a local accounting firm are reportedly confounded by a recent hire who is simultaneously the…
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Grace Hunziker
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December 24, 2022
Christmas is supposedly the most wonderful time of the year. Yet it's the most difficult to navigate without a little…
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Dan Rice
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September 21, 2021
Any true connoisseur of cannabis knows that it’s all about the right pairing. Just as you need the right wine…
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Nick Ortolani
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July 12, 2021
YONKERS, N.Y. — Darnell Hudgens, recently paroled from Westchester County Correctional for marijuana distribution, is reportedly encountering challenges obtaining a…
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Ryan Danley
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August 25, 2020
SEATTLE — Seattle Police Lieutenant Chuck Haines is beginning to worry that his dealer may be tampering with his cocaine,…
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Shea Strauss
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December 15, 2019
COLUMBUS, Ohio — 41-year-old punk Kaira Rojas is concerned her new drug dealer is ripping her off, paying increasingly high…
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Johnny Mo
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July 29, 2019
BOISE, Idaho — Self-proclaimed “Ted Head” and loyal trap house patron Dustin Ward spent last Monday afternoon reminiscing about the…
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Lucas Passarella
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December 22, 2018
ONEONTA, N.Y. — Patrons at punk venue The Station report that the only functioning fixture in the entire bathroom is…
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