Coke Dealer Only Thing Working in Punk Venue Bathroom
ONEONTA, N.Y. — Patrons at punk venue The Station report that the only functioning fixture in the entire bathroom is…
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Lucas Passarella
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Son, We Get It, You Smoke Weed
This is an open letter to our teenage son, We get it… you smoke weed. And we wanted to tell…
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Band Confused How Merch Guy’s Name Keeps Ending Up On Wikipedia Page
TORONTO — Hardcore veterans Conceited Eyes confronted their long-time merch guy Tony Lankins yesterday after finding his name listed in…
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Barista Unaware Frequent Customer Has Three Albums Worth of Pop-Punk Songs About Her
WALNUT CREEK, Calif. — Busy Bean Café barista Zeynab Polykarpos is reportedly unaware that pop-punk frontman and frequent customer Johnny…
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Ancestry.com Search Reveals Local Punk Descends from Long Lineage of Posers
SALT LAKE CITY — Self-identified punk Alexandra Fairuz discovered earlier today, via a search of her surname on Ancestry.com, that…
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