Chris Bowen
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Okay, I get that the era of the heavy metal guitar god is long gone. That’s why it’s up to…
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Ted Pillow
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In the two years Tyler Croft and Kayla Duggan have been dating, they’ve already learned one of life’s biggest lessons:…
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Dianne Nora
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WALTHAM, Mass. — A recent study published by the New England Journal of Medicine found that women who date men…
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Dan Rice
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I believe that public safety is important, but between the “Warning: Correctional Facility in Area” signs, the creepy weirdo who…
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Nathan Kamal
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As Damon Albarn once sang, love is the greatest thing. But there comes a time in any relationship when you…
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James Knapp
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First of all, its name is Jeremy. And second, I don’t care if it can literally melt my skin while…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Surgeons at Johns Hopkins Medical Center recently performed the first successful procedure to physiologically affix classic rock fan…
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Peter Woods
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined”…
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Peter Woods
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined”…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Attendees of a dinner party hosted by Jon and James Adler were ignorant that the couple had…
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