Krissy Howard
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January 3, 2021
VESTAL, N.Y. — An impromptu stop at arts and crafts supply store Michael’s last Sunday silently confirmed the relationship status…
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Patrick Crooks
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January 2, 2021
Whether you’re my mom’s ex-boyfriend or the guy my mom is currently sort of seeing Led Zeppelin has had an…
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Ben Doyle
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December 6, 2020
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Debuting his brand-new dating profile, local Tinder user David Bloom, 29, advertised his long-held passions for…
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Ben Doyle
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November 24, 2020
Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple…
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John Danek
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November 24, 2020
There was once a man who dreamed of a more perfect humanity, a day when everyone would be considered equally…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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November 21, 2020
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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November 6, 2020
ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into…
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Bobby Korec
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October 25, 2020
Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Nariko Ott
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October 6, 2020
Okay, this is going to sound bad or whatever but like, 2 years ago I was driving through rural Oregon…
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