Bobby Korec
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GALVESTON, Texas — Polyamorous man Bryce Tarryton asked his recently engaged friends last week if he could trade in his…
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John Danek
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BALTIMORE — Local punks are reportedly confused and intrigued by a cryptic show flyer circulating that features an image of…
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Andy Holt
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — A Tinder date at O’Donnelley’s Pub Tuesday evening was reportedly almost too short for a local man…
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Keith Buckley
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GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Straight edge hardcore vocalist Brody Meenan’s date last night came to an unceremonious end after several…
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OAKLAND — A first date at a crowded DIY basement show is going about “as good as one would expect,”…
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Michael Palladino
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PHOENIX — 33-year-old Josh Dalton is unsure whether the goth woman he dated last night was merely disinterested in him,…
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Dan Rice
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So after weeks of duds and missed connections you’re finally having a good date. You take her out to a…
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Eric Navarro
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ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Local poser Jonathan Pittman committed the ultimate social faux pas last night, showing up to a…
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Krissy Howard
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OAHU, Hawaii — A secret show set to occur this weekend at an undisclosed location is growing more anxious with…
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Kyle Erf
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DALLAS — Death metal band Moruthal experienced record-low turnouts for their show last Friday night after accidentally printing the time…
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