Somebody call Harmony Cobel and Mr. Milchick, because apparently it’s not just the employees of Lumon Industries that get to…
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LOS ANGELES — The latest single from the Red Hot Chili Peppers entitled "770 Miles of Sunshine" was revealed to…
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LOS ANGELES — The latest single from the Red Hot Chili Peppers entitled "770 Miles of Sunshine" was revealed to…
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TEMPE, Ariz. — A badly scratched copy of The Offspring’s 1998 studio album Americana was rejected for trade-in by the…
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PHOENIX — 33-year-old Josh Dalton is unsure whether the goth woman he dated last night was merely disinterested in him,…
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CHANDLER, Ariz. — Local Dad band Richie Thomas and the Ramblin’ Gamblers reprimanded booker Jason Turner last night for “screwing…
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NEW YORK — A controversial new HBO Series will be set in an alternate timeline in which Betamax, not VHS,…
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Instagram officials were forced to call in rescue workers this past weekend after a Thirst Trap…
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LOS ANGELES — Controversial KISS frontman Gene Simmons announced earlier today that, effective immediately, transgender people will be banned from…
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With the rise in brew culture over recent years, classic mixed drinks seem to have been left on the shelf.…
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