Kevin Tit
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2020 has been a shit show. Not here to argue that. However, it was pretty fucking cool when the government…
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Dan Rice
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AMERICA — An overwhelming majority of rational Americans announced they were suddenly infected with hope, an emotion thought to be…
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Tom Peters
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WASHINGTON — President Trump expressed disappointment early Friday morning at being all caught up on his favorite TV shows following…
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Kaitlin Crow
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk band Palm Terror are under heavy scrutiny today, facing accusations from long-time fans of selling…
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CJ Hernandez
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TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…
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Brett McCabe
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YONKERS, N.Y. — Popular hip hop collective the Ruff Ryders finally reopened last week after a months-long shut down brought…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — Local record store Forever Records is offering a new home delivery service, in which a crate of…
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FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Callahan’s Casket Emporium will offer a “Back to School Blowout Sale” this year, offering discounts of up…
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Tyler Dark
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LEXINGTON, S.C. — Forest Hills Middle School sixth grader Brynn Ruark effortlessly secured the title of “coolest kid in school”…
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Lana Schwartz
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MASPETH, N.Y. — Skull Valley frontman Jeremy Cesiro is worried his underage girlfriend would be put in danger by her…
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