Vince Ratti
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July 13, 2021
Charcuterie boards have certainly had a surge in popularity lately, and it’s easy to see why! The mouthwatering variety of…
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local graphic designer Fletcher Townsend remains totally oblivious to the fact that his work portfolio continues to…
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Sophie Len
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June 5, 2021
Hold on to your butts because this is huge. The government has officially confirmed the existence of UFOs and, presuming…
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Rob Steinberg
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May 30, 2021
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Somewhat popular spokesmutant the Noid returned from self-imposed isolation which immediately resulted in newly leaked emails…
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Sari Beliak
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May 9, 2021
PHOENIX — Anticipating a difficult day for himself and his siblings, local man Lucas Ruddy was reportedly dreading his first…
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QUINCY, Mass. — Local man and self-described introvert Blake Crowley became an adamant anti-vaccine activist in a desperate attempt to…
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WASHINGTON — Far-right conspiracy theorist and representative for Georgia’s 14th congressional district, Marjorie Taylor Greene, exceeded previous fundraising efforts after…
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Jack Bravstein
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April 8, 2021
TRAVIS COUNTY, Texas — Local college student Jason Manzano expertly danced around the subject of vaccination rollout last week upon…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 26, 2021
VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…
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Krissy Howard
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March 1, 2021
Since the pandemic started, 12-step meetings have been forced to take place online. While it certainly can’t replace sitting in…
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