Rob Steinberg
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Somewhat popular spokesmutant the Noid returned from self-imposed isolation which immediately resulted in newly leaked emails…
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Sari Beliak
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PHOENIX — Anticipating a difficult day for himself and his siblings, local man Lucas Ruddy was reportedly dreading his first…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LAS VEGAS — Conspiracy theorist Andrew Hawkins has recently been taken aback by how much he has gotten right in…
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Ted Pillow
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SALT LAKE CITY — A new QAnon theory circulating on message boards about the truth behind Daylight Saving Time is…
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Dan Rice
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Well apparently it’s “where we go one, we go alone” for me. Somehow, while my back was turned, my wife…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Local QAnon follower and noted conspiracy theorist Nick Perriman complained to friends today that President Trump is…
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DANVILLE, Calif. — Local man Owen Nelson was completely convinced last night that the entire world is run by an…
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Patrick Crooks
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NAPLES, Fla. — A dinner party last night was left in tatters after an anti-vaccination activist and 9/11 truther used…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Blink-182 bassist Mark Hoppus confirmed today his jealousy of former bandmate Tom DeLonge’s frequent contact with extraterrestrials,…
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Bobby D. Lux
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The craziest thing happened to me today. There I was sitting there in my Astronomy 101 class and the professor…
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