Shea Strauss
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg held a press conference today to announce the end of his presidential campaign…
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Dan Rice
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So you think Sanders or Warren would make a good president, huh? And you still insist on calling our current…
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WASHINGTON — Famed cursed twitter account @dril became a conservative icon this morning after being retweeted by President Donald Trump,…
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Patrick Coyne
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HORSHAM, Pa. — Local uncle and baby boomer Don Waldemire added the incredibly popular, carbonated alcoholic beverage White Claw today…
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John Danek
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Kentucky, let’s get real. Senator Mitch McConnell is probably the most evil politician in America today. Yes, Trump is louder…
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Tom Peters
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I love to travel. Travel is the first interest listed on all my dating apps, right above Cards Against Humanity,…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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PHOENIX — Shock rocker Alice Cooper broke ground today on his new Republican-exclusive, goth-themed golf course, “Welcome to My Putt-mare,”…
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Taylor Roebuck
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My moral fiber and ethical egoism inform my political leanings. And normally I don’t like to give chicks positive attention,…
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David Britton
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Hello, I’m Glen and I’d like to tell you a few important things about myself. I believe in an honest…
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Members of the left-leaning shoegaze outfit The Soft White Damn announced via Facebook earlier today their…
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