Heather Cook
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September 2, 2021
NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…
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Zach Raffio
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August 12, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — Local bouncer Frank DeGarge confirmed today that he is forced to cover up any non-tattooed parts of…
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John Dixon
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December 15, 2020
SOUTH BEND, Ind. — A Biohazard patch on local metalhead Barret Boone’s denim jacket is reportedly becoming less of an…
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James Knapp
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November 25, 2020
DALEVILLE, Va. — Local metal fan Cliff Gallaway mistakenly drank an entire bottle of high-end shampoo in the shower this…
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Patrick Crooks
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November 20, 2020
BOWIE, Md. — The staff of Free State Digital are reportedly at their wits end over sales rep John Morris’s…
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Dan Luberto
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November 13, 2020
CINCINNATI — Old Spice announced today a new, all-in-one combination shampoo/conditioner/body wash/toothpaste, in their latest attempt to further their lead…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 28, 2020
WILMINGTON, Del. — Local woman Lily-Ann Greenaway is allowing a crust punk she met last week on a dating app…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 22, 2020
ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local man and alleged “Dove Soap-loving jagoff” Dan Paulson thinks he’s “king shit of hygiene town”…
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Nick Ortolani
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August 27, 2020
HACKENSACK, N.J. — A new report from the Brookings Institute has found that nationwide gym closures due to the coronavirus…
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Gregg Gethard
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May 7, 2020
GLENSIDE, Penn. — A new report from the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention states that a majority of American’s…
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